Theres a new(ish) album out from Richard Buckner who is one of the great all-time American singer songwriters. Sink in. ow.ly/8UL8f

Did you follow @JennaFischer or am I gonna have to come over there & kick you in the throat?!

I'm in show friends.

Ok, tweeps. Listen up. GO FOLLOW @JennaFischer right now. Do it! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4... (get a move on) -3-2 and 1!!! BOOM!

The 1st time I watch "The Vow" it'll be for Channing Tatum. The 2nd time it'll be for Tatum Channing.

When is @BlakeGriffin going to make love to a Kia?

"The poor be lazy, whiny complainers. Blessed are the rich for they are the job creators!" - The Bible

Hey.

the NBC Superbowl comedy musical promo thing was actually pretty good I think: ow.ly/8UKca

My dog just ate Mohawk Boy, one of Walters Guinea Pigs. :( #RIPMohawkBoy

My wife (1/2 Jew) came up with this: "The kid fishing in the Dreamworks moon logo should be a little Jewish boy." Racist or brilliant?

Dreamworks should market "The Help' themed merchandise like Miss Minny's Shit Pies.

All those Patriots Superbowl XLVI CHAMPIONS hats & shirts are already on their way to the Congo.

Aaron Hernandez's sleeve tattoos read 'loser' in seven different languages!

I hope Robert Kraft doesn't hang himself with his big pink tie.

Belichick always looks like his girlfriend broke up with him & he's spent the last several months masturbating.

I wonder if Wes Welker's moustache is ironic or not.

I wonder how much Madonna can bench?

RT @TwitterMusic: love it @andygrammer is tweeting his top 10 tips for busking musicians. Go #streetperformingtips or @andygrammer each day.

Would someone please, PLEASE compare me to Hitler?