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peteholmez

  1. I uploaded a clip of the Jeopardy! clue that I was in! Who cares? YOU DO?! THEN HERE IT IS!! youtube.com/watch?v=fYQRxn… about 11 hours ago via web
  2. @IamTice qui gives a shit! #depated about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IamTice
  3. @aliontheair our first non-not-remembering run it!! we did it! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to aliontheair
  4. @AlinaSqueakrz thank you!! 9:46 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlinaSqueakrz
  5. “@GreatestQuotes: "An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body." - General George Patton” "Bullshit." - Stephen Hawking 6:16 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Yes! @nickthune way to military time it up, 59%! #texts 2:33 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nickthune
  7. @eQtorX yes and yes! 1:53 PM May 21st via web in reply to eQtorX
  8. @ChelseaVPeretti :( x 2 9:46 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChelseaVPeretti
  9. They should call the previews for What to Expect When You're Expecting, "What to expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting." 9:44 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @TheDanCogan no way! and bears are super jewish too! 3:27 PM May 20th via web in reply to TheDanCogan
  11. No idea what to expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting. Please some1 make What To Expect From What to Expect When You're Expecting 1:49 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Capri Sun seemed like the future was I was eight. Capri Sun still seems like the future. #whatthefuckwithmarcmaron 12:34 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. "first, I'll devote my life to becoming a master chef. Then, I'll make my name synonymous with horrible airport food!" - Wolfgang Puck 12:28 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. “@JonPotsdam: when's the next time you'll be in Jackson Pollock?” haven't been to jersey in years!! BOOOOOM! #jknj 12:19 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Flying from Utah to LA is like departing from a Norman Rockwell and landing in an Andy Warhol. #illtakeit 12:16 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. #FTRB @zachsherwin ur mr plow I th plow king/all I hear's a baby bird squawking/consider stopping/u win? Id sooner c Stephen Hawking walking 9:43 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Flying home. Can genuinely say, "utah've been great!" #funmormondad 9:22 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. "can't it be, 'put the lotion in the basket AND it gets the hose?' could kinda use a hosin' down here." 8:08 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
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