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peteholmez

  1. I uploaded a clip of the Jeopardy! clue that I was in! Who cares? YOU DO?! THEN HERE IT IS!! youtube.com/watch?v=fYQRxn…
  2. @IamTice qui gives a shit! #depated
  3. @aliontheair our first non-not-remembering run it!! we did it!
  4. @AlinaSqueakrz thank you!!
  5. “@GreatestQuotes: "An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body." - General George Patton” "Bullshit." - Stephen Hawking
  6. Yes! @nickthune way to military time it up, 59%! #texts
  7. @eQtorX yes and yes!
  8. @ChelseaVPeretti :( x 2
  9. They should call the previews for What to Expect When You're Expecting, "What to expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting."
  10. @TheDanCogan no way! and bears are super jewish too!
  11. No idea what to expect from What to Expect When You're Expecting. Please some1 make What To Expect From What to Expect When You're Expecting
  12. Capri Sun seemed like the future was I was eight. Capri Sun still seems like the future. #whatthefuckwithmarcmaron
  13. "first, I'll devote my life to becoming a master chef. Then, I'll make my name synonymous with horrible airport food!" - Wolfgang Puck
  14. “@JonPotsdam: when's the next time you'll be in Jackson Pollock?” haven't been to jersey in years!! BOOOOOM! #jknj
  15. Flying from Utah to LA is like departing from a Norman Rockwell and landing in an Andy Warhol. #illtakeit
  16. #FTRB @zachsherwin ur mr plow I th plow king/all I hear's a baby bird squawking/consider stopping/u win? Id sooner c Stephen Hawking walking
  17. Flying home. Can genuinely say, "utah've been great!" #funmormondad
  18. "can't it be, 'put the lotion in the basket AND it gets the hose?' could kinda use a hosin' down here."