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mgeraghty6

MensHumor Try out this pickup line tonight: 'I'm sorry, I told my penis it was rude to point, but it won't stop.' about 14 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 814 others
Late day sunshine about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
MensHumor It's only a matter of time until "Security Cameras of Wal-Mart" is a reality TV show. about 15 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 2234 others
MikeyDeeFlips Drake hand --> hater shades --> walk away about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 1 other
_ShitNobodySays Actually, it IS because you're black. about 14 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 990 others
TheLazyRules The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities. about 14 hours ago via LaterBro.com Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 195 others
RealWizKhalifa A Lotta People Get A Lotta Coverage For Things We've Already Done about 13 hours ago via web Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 1296 others
@jjlips3 no..... I live in harwood heights about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jjlips3
Shawn_Soderblom @jjlips3 at least you don't have aids? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jjlips3 Retweeted by mgeraghty6
UrMindBlown Today is the oldest youve ever been, and the youngest youll ever be again. #mindblown 6:02 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 2591 others
CluelessHelen Didn't make the football team. Apparently 'blind side' doesn't mean what I thought it did. 6:43 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 2366 others
HueyMack they gonna think success every time they think about us 7:37 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 144 others
MensHumor What do you do if your dishwasher begins to leak? Give her a tampon. 5:00 PM May 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 1825 others
@MikeyDeeFlips come over lets cuddle 6:40 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MikeyDeeFlips
_ShitNobodySays The Doritos Loco from Taco Bell is disgusting. 6:21 PM May 18th via Buffer Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 630 others
Sky21King Sometimes we have 2 forget whats gone, appreciate what still remains, & look forward to what's coming next. Rise & Grind. #AttacktheDay 7:41 AM May 18th via web Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 170 others
kellypicha I hate when you wake up and realize you forgot to charge your phone last night 7:48 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 1 other
FactUP Nomophobia, the fear of being without a cell phone, is the most common phobia. Retweet if you suffer from it. 5:01 PM May 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 4471 others
Sky21King Ok no post game interview for the winning Pacers? C'mon I want Big Roy to say "You can't stop me U can only hope to contain me" #FreeCheese 6:44 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 81 others
WolfpackAlan Screw YOLO, Hakuna Matata everybody! 6:45 PM May 17th via HootSuite Retweeted by mgeraghty6 and 4729 others

Name The Matthew Geraghty
Location Chicagooooooooooooooo
Bio I want it all, money, fast cars, diamond rings, gold chains, champagne, bitch erry damn thing