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johnfreiler

i wonder what color neil gaiman is wearing right now about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
someone should make a choco taco but with seasoned meat and cheese and like lettuce or something? i don't know about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
my dream job is making license plates so now i gotta go out and commit a lot of fucking crimes about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@_Mouraan @adambozarth i loved your country's music in "buena vista social club" about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Mouraan
psst. hey. you wanna know a secret? i have to apply this teardrop tattoo every morning with a damp sponge about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
adambozarth @AllNewBMcD @_Mouraan @johnfreiler This is exactly how the Bay of Pigs happened. ¡Viva Castro! #brazil #BrazilianPresidentCastro about 8 hours ago via web in reply to AllNewBMcD Retweeted by johnfreiler
AllNewBMcD @_Mouraan @johnfreiler Don't steal tweets! It goes against a 2010 peace tweety between US and Brazil. So many lives lost.... about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Mouraan Retweeted by johnfreiler
_Mouraan @johnfreiler u have no right to speak ill of brazil. You're no better than me at anything. Speaking ill of me and my country made me angry about 9 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to johnfreiler Retweeted by johnfreiler
@haha_what good, my prime milking years are still ahead of me about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to haha_what
at what age should you stop breastfeeding snakes about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@IanMontgomery86 @_mouraan well he's in brazil, so i can hope he'll be abducted and held for ransom at least about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IanMontgomery86
when i grow up i want to be henry rollins's hernia about 10 hours ago via web
i put an asterisk next to the "organ donor" part of my ID to ensure that no one who has seen a "g.i. joe" movie gets my organs about 10 hours ago via web
do birds have to attend court-mandated sexual harrassment awareness seminars i sure wish i was a bird about 11 hours ago via web
@donni he had to balance out all the footage from his "horror" movie that is the opposite of creepy about 11 hours ago via web in reply to donni
@donni youtube.com/watch?v=ggWS4t… about 11 hours ago via web in reply to donni
@IAmTreasure117 next time tell them you're laughing at old "beetle bailey" comics, that's where i steal all these tweets anyway about 11 hours ago via web in reply to IAmTreasure117
@IAmTreasure117 somewhere there's a chippendale's dancer whose resume lists "folding shirts" and "cash register experience" as skills about 12 hours ago via web in reply to IAmTreasure117
@OhNoSheTwitnt there's a tasty lookin chubby kid lookin at polos, gettin closer. i lie in wait. i'll keep you updated about 12 hours ago via web in reply to OhNoSheTwitnt
you don't need to be a spider to catch prey in your web and eat it you just need a roll of duct tape and a dark corner of a hollister store about 12 hours ago via web