Get short, timely messages from Funny Tweets.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @autocorrects.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow autocorrects to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

autocorrects

  1. RIP Facebook Say Hi To Myspace For Me, Sincerely Twitter. 2 minutes ago via Buffer
  2. ALONE - [A]dored [L]oved and [O]bviously [N]eeded by [E]veryone. Yeaah, I am forever ALONE ;) 32 minutes ago via Buffer
  3. I hate when people say YOLO after everything. EXAMPLE: "I just ate some pancakes! #YOLO" Stfu. about 1 hour ago via Buffer
  4. BRUNO MARS: "Have some really nice sex!" KIDZ BOP: "Send a really nice text!" (-_-) about 2 hours ago via Buffer
  5. Just like Cinderella, the clock will strike midnight & she'll be gone. So boy, don't miss your chance. Make her your princess. <3 about 2 hours ago via Buffer
  6. That one friend who always kills the moment. about 3 hours ago via Buffer
  7. Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost. about 3 hours ago via Buffer
  8. 3 things I've learned in school: Texting without looking, Sleeping without getting caught, and TEAMWORK on tests. about 4 hours ago via Buffer
  9. "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace" about 4 hours ago via Buffer
  10. You're my kind of perfect. about 5 hours ago via Buffer
  11. School homework: "ughh dude, you get it yet?" "nope.. you?" "nahh.." "let's just leave it for tomorrow" about 5 hours ago via Buffer
  12. "Everthing that comes easy ain't worth Nothing" about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  13. We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
  14. I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. I'd kick you in the vagina but i'm afraid I'd lose my shoe. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. It's funny how day by day, nothing changes. But when you look back, everything is different. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. Mom: "Wake up!" Me: | ~_~ | -_- | °_- | -_° | >___< | o_O | o_o | about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  18. If a girl tells you to “have fun” she really means “have a shitty time without me” about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  19. Never say goodbye when you still want to try. Never give up when you can still take it. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  20. My door was closed when you came in, don't walk off and leave it open. about 7 hours ago via web