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  1. The awkward moment when someone thinks you're on drugs but you're actually just really weird. about 5 hours ago via SocialOomph
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  3. The awkward moment when you don't know how to continue a conversation with someone you care about and you just sound really boring about 8 hours ago via SocialOomph
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  6. The awkward moment when you get into one little fight and your mum gets scared and makes you move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air about 10 hours ago via SocialOomph
  7. The awkward moment when your wedding photos are destroyed by the sea. twitpic.com/4ey742 about 11 hours ago via SocialOomph
  8. The awkward moment when you're try to be quiet but everything you do turns out noisy. about 12 hours ago via SocialOomph
  9. That awkward moment when you have no money and you cant find a job... LOOK ==> tinyurl.com/jkhgftuyc about 13 hours ago via SocialOomph
  10. The awkward moment when you're waiting for the loser to finish in mario kart. about 13 hours ago via SocialOomph
  11. The awkward moment when an unexpected animal pops up into your window. twitpic.com/4x75pc about 15 hours ago via SocialOomph
  12. The awkward moment when you finish reading a page and you have no idea what you just read. about 16 hours ago via SocialOomph
  13. The awkward moment when you find out Darth Vader is in fact your father. about 17 hours ago via SocialOomph
  14. The awkward moment when you don't know if you should say "today" or "tomorrow" after midnight. about 18 hours ago via SocialOomph
  15. The awkward moment when you go to follow someone who has awesome tweets and instead of having a follow button it says "that's you!" about 19 hours ago via SocialOomph
  16. That awkward moment when your having sex and your boyfriend nuts in 2 minutes... LOOK ==> tinyurl.com/jkhgjfdx about 20 hours ago via SocialOomph
  17. The awkward moment when there is more than one camera taking a picture of you and your friends and you don't know which one to look at. about 20 hours ago via SocialOomph
  18. The awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing. about 22 hours ago via SocialOomph
  19. The awkward moment when you have to tell Lady Gaga that you can in fact read her poker face. about 23 hours ago via SocialOomph
  20. The awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a customer or a sales assistant. 1 day ago via SocialOomph
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