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  1. How to save the world: 1) Make a document in Microsoft Word called "The world" 2) Save it 1 minute ago via Twuffer
  2. I hate when a spider just sits there on you wall like it pays rent. 16 minutes ago via Twuffer
  3. When you fall, I'll always be there for you." -Floor 33 minutes ago via Twuffer
  4. That fail moment when you spell a word so incorrectly that even spell check is like, "wtf?". about 1 hour ago via Twuffer
  5. "I had a dream about you last night." "Aww really ;)" "Ya, you died." about 1 hour ago via Twuffer
  6. Me: "I like talking to myself." Me: "Same." about 1 hour ago via Twuffer
  7. I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first. about 2 hours ago via Twuffer
  8. Sometimes when I'm bored, I'll text a random number and say, "I hid the body, now what?" about 2 hours ago via Twuffer
  9. Oh, you ordered a diet coke with your Big Mac? You must be losing so much weight. about 2 hours ago via Twuffer
  10. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you! about 2 hours ago via Twuffer
  11. 'I live life on the edge.' - Humpty Dumpty about 3 hours ago via Twuffer
  12. Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. about 3 hours ago via Twuffer
  13. It doesn't matter how old or gangster you are. If a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer that shit. about 3 hours ago via Twuffer
  14. Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished. about 3 hours ago via Twuffer
  15. If Monday's were a shoe, they'd be crocs... about 4 hours ago via Twuffer
  16. I tried sending you something sexy in the mail, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox. about 4 hours ago via Twuffer
  17. If I had Jimmy Neutrons brain, Timmy Turner's goldfish, and Phineas and Ferb's summer...my life would be amazing. about 4 hours ago via Twuffer
  18. Friday: YAY ITS THE WEEKEND!! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?! about 4 hours ago via web
  19. Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it. about 4 hours ago via web
  20. You text him, he doesn't text back. Obviously he was "so" excited that you texted him, that he fainted. Obviously. about 5 hours ago via web
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